what is a drill pig?

now in my stab days i was always led to believe by regs and ta that drill pigs are called so because they re sh1te at drill but looking round arrse it seems that is'nt the case so can we set the record straight and find out if i need to change my username

 

You're right, that isn't the case.

 

At the serious risk of a waaaah....

A drill pig is a (usually) SNCO who loves to take or teach drill.

I used to be a drill pig but..........

 

"Cadre will Move to the wah in threes, WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH TANNA"

 

Takeing you a stage futher in your wah drills, I will now teach you the wah at the halt.


Take a bad F!

 

For ease of instruction this wahh is broken down into parts and each part numbered.

 

WAH ...tut three..WAH

 

continue to watch this way and i will give a full and complete demonstration of the movement to be carried out on the word of command "WAH"

 

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAP !!

 

SHOOOUUULLLDDDERRRRRRR, wait for iiittttt, WWAAAHHHS!

 

Quite the opposite in fact. Keep your tag. Drill Pigs are the apogee of military bearing and precision.

Once visited Pirbright and discovered The Holy Grail of drill as practised there by The Guards.

Didn't do me any good though.....they locked me up as a slovenly example to other lesser mortals....such as I was. ( Cavalry trained ..explains a lot)

ps: Gwar? Are you ginger perchance?

 

Drill! Ooh, these posts have made me all 'Erect.......... and square to the front!'