Dear brothers in arrse and rugby, I am as many of you know a keen supporter of Scottish rugby. I am not one who supports "Scotland first and anyone who is playing England second" though I do sometimes wryly smile if England make arrogant statements then come a cropper at the hands of say Saffas, Blacks or Wallabies. So often... However this week my thoughts, sincerely, there is no punchline, are with supporters not only of England but also Wales. not because of your many injuries but because those overpaid, underworked, mismanaged and so jack you could change a Stally wheel on them, bastards of railwaymen are striking. When? Erm Friday. The dear lord knows that when Wales are at home the railways grind to a near stand-still. However on this occasion it is a Friday evening kick-off, thanks to the telly men and their desire to turn a few bob/bump up the schedules. So you shiftless, work-shy cnuts of railwaymen can all fcuk off. (Stand fast flamingo - where do you think you're going?!) I will be thinking of you Taffos and Red-rose alickadoos alike on Friday evening. I can only suggest you drink much beer and stiffen the upper lip through diligent application of doner kebab sauce. Or curry. Or valley girl fanny batter...It is a disgrace.