What if Kates baby is a ginger!

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  1. How much explaining would Harry have to do?

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  2. Not much really. There's Ginger on Wills side already..... you just need to look at his Uncle.
  3. They all need loving. Maybe Cuddles will be able to help.
  4. I wish - I got a tenner on at 300/1
  5. Signallers

    Signallers Book Reviewer

    Us Gingers have every right to be to colour of Kate and Will's (or Harry's in that case) baby, who knows if it was, we could soon be ruling this country! ;)
  6. The Ginger Underground movement speaks......bet it stinks down those sewers your movement hides in.
  7. Signallers

    Signallers Book Reviewer

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    [TD]In my response any ginger joke is likely to get voted down.

    It's Saturday night, everyone else is out getting laid.[/TD]
  8. I'm hoping it's black. The awkward silence that would sweep the world would be epic.
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  9. Drown it. It's for the best.
  10. Prince Harry is on the way to see Kate in hospital after hearing morning sickness is often treated with ginger.
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  11. "Well William, I have some good news and some bad news."

    "Good gawd! What pray-tell in the name of King Henry is the bad news?"

    "I'm very sorry, but your Royal son is born a ginger."

    "Heavens! What's the good news?"

    "He's stillborn."
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  12. I think there's something in the rules of accession that state that if the next in line to the throne is a gwar it jumps to the next one on the list.
  13. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Once Baby Cambridge arrives and proves to be a gwar, the next one on the list is Harry.

    Who we all know has a hint of fox piss and twiglets about him.