The title says it all , but please feel free to join in with your own points for the ARRSE party manifesto. 1) The Minister for Defence would have to be a serving General/Admiral/Whatever the RAF have . (so we have a bloke in who knows the difference between an SA80 and OMD 80) 2) Everyone who signs on the dole has to report for 20 hrs a week community service until they get a job. 3) All professional football players have to complete 2 months off season military service , complete with military haircuts and denote their 2 months football earnings to RBL/sponsoring units sqn booze up find. 4)All students are to be seen and not heard until they have earnt the right speak when they get a job and they pay taxes. 5) Servicemen and women will not pay taxes when they are deployed overseas. 6) Servicemen and women will get free entry into all nightclubs and receive a free drink on entry. 7) Glasgow pay pay,manning and records will be bombed , and a new establishment will be built that ensures you get the right pay at the right time . 8 ) All ''Chavs'' will be moved to the Isle of man. 9) ''Posh'' spice will be formally told that she has no talent at all , and she is to take her fecking stupid goggles off. 10) If you claim off the state yet you dont swear alligence to the Queen and Great Britain you will be deported to Australia (we know what the aussies do ).