What I saw today

#1
I can't find the previous thread of this name.
Saw something today that I had to share with all.
I was in traffic and founnd myself next to a hearse.
It had one of those bronze plaques with the name of the funeral director
Apparently it was an Asian funeral director:

Win Fuk, Funerals

I laughed all the way home. Sounds like a kinky lottery.
 

seaweed

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#2
Try 'Go Soon', undertaker in Johore Bahru ages ago.

Brought this thread up to report (not today, but Saturday) a skeleton riding pillion on a motor bike. Went past rather quickly but I noticed it was wearing a dreadlocks wig.
 

Joshua Slocum

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Book Reviewer
#3
Last Wednesday belting along the Autostrada From Milano to Brescia, a car came up fast behind my motorcycle
I moved over and a bloody hearse shot past touching 150Kph ????
 

seaweed

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#4
^ all together now, from My Fair Lady, 'Get me to the Church on Time'
 
#5
#6
Try 'Go Soon', undertaker in Johore Bahru ages ago.

Brought this thread up to report (not today, but Saturday) a skeleton riding pillion on a motor bike. Went past rather quickly but I noticed it was wearing a dreadlocks wig.
Was it this lady perchance?
 
#7
I was driving up the A1 between Grantham and Newark on Friday of last week when I was overtaken by a Volvo containing a family. Nothing untoward there I hear you say.

Except a child in the passenger seat was wearing what appeared to be an old schlem Soviet respirator.

I nearly got nicked for speeding as I raced a good five miles through the traffic to catch up and overtake just to get a confirmation glance. Sure enough the kid was still there all hooded up with goggling eyes.

Christ knows what the driver's farts must have smelt like.
 
#8
As you come out of Dublin Airport there is a roundabout with a Mortuary sign over the Way Out arrow. I laughed all the way into town yesterday morning.
 
#10
More lies on the internet.
 
#16
Last Wednesday belting along the Autostrada From Milano to Brescia, a car came up fast behind my motorcycle
I moved over and a bloody hearse shot past touching 150Kph ????
Thats only 90mph
I used to have a Damiler DS420 hearse that would hit about 110mph after it was de-detuned.

Ran a 4.2 Jaguar engine. Heavy machine to get rolling but once it was on the move it was really on the move.
Had the added bonus of always being let out at junctions and everybody got out of your way.
 
#17
I was driving up the A1 between Grantham and Newark on Friday of last week when I was overtaken by a Volvo containing a family. Nothing untoward there I hear you say.

Except a child in the passenger seat was wearing what appeared to be an old schlem Soviet respirator.

I nearly got nicked for speeding as I raced a good five miles through the traffic to catch up and overtake just to get a confirmation glance. Sure enough the kid was still there all hooded up with goggling eyes.

Christ knows what the driver's farts must have smelt like.
You are Jacob Singer and I claim my £5!
 

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