What I saw today

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  1. I can't find the previous thread of this name.
    Saw something today that I had to share with all.
    I was in traffic and founnd myself next to a hearse.
    It had one of those bronze plaques with the name of the funeral director
    Apparently it was an Asian funeral director:

    Win Fuk, Funerals

    I laughed all the way home. Sounds like a kinky lottery.
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  2. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    Try 'Go Soon', undertaker in Johore Bahru ages ago.

    Brought this thread up to report (not today, but Saturday) a skeleton riding pillion on a motor bike. Went past rather quickly but I noticed it was wearing a dreadlocks wig.
  3. Last Wednesday belting along the Autostrada From Milano to Brescia, a car came up fast behind my motorcycle
    I moved over and a bloody hearse shot past touching 150Kph ????
  4. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    ^ all together now, from My Fair Lady, 'Get me to the Church on Time'
  5. Thread resurrectionists............
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  6. Was it this lady perchance?
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  7. I was driving up the A1 between Grantham and Newark on Friday of last week when I was overtaken by a Volvo containing a family. Nothing untoward there I hear you say.

    Except a child in the passenger seat was wearing what appeared to be an old schlem Soviet respirator.

    I nearly got nicked for speeding as I raced a good five miles through the traffic to catch up and overtake just to get a confirmation glance. Sure enough the kid was still there all hooded up with goggling eyes.

    Christ knows what the driver's farts must have smelt like.
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  8. As you come out of Dublin Airport there is a roundabout with a Mortuary sign over the Way Out arrow. I laughed all the way into town yesterday morning.
  9. You stayed awake then? ^^
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  10. More lies on the internet.
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  11. Only just.........

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  12. That is not a lady, that is a skanky bitch!
    Who in their right mind would want to go there after Pete Drugarty?
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  13. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Who knew? Kirkz is light on the loafers.
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  14. I'd sooner put my cock in a gin trap than put it in that pox riddled bint.
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  15. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    I'm not fussy, but I'm with Kirkz on this one.
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