What I have learnt from ARRSE this week

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  1. Well, this week has been quite enlightning for me. So far I understand that

    1. Scotland is close to becoming a Stalinist Dictatorship
    2. Conspiracys dont actually need any evidence to prove they exist, infact the less evidence the better
    3. Britain as a whole is on the verg of becoming an Islamic state unless we deport anyone/everyone who is a muslim
    4. Islamaphobes dont do irony
    5. If everyone was armed with assault rifles we would all live in one great big utopia like Switzerland.

    Have I missed anything?
     
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  2. Yup, Ord_Sgt died months ago!
     
  3. 6. It's so much more pleasant with that screeching scouse haridan banished.
     
  4. 6. Ord_Sgt may or may not be dead, but everyone agrees that he was a piss-stained, drunken, pillock.
     
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    You didn't mention THAT rifle! :-D
     
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  6. Of course, how did I miss that one. And has sluggy been banned? What a week this has been
     
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  7. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    7. Prince_Albert's teddy is currently orbiting Neptune.
     
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  8. The ARRSE Outrage bus has done too much Tyre mileage to be able to be booked out by JAMES

    And the IRON kicked everyones ARRSES and became the ARRSE fantasy football champion again

    Think the other key points have been mentioned though.
     
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  9. All that and no one mentioned boiled eggs. Crazy.
     
  10. And of course next week we will all forget what we have learned and start again !!
     
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  11. Supporting SUFC does give you an advantage in the fantasy-stakes. :)
     
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  12. I dont know this one....something I missed?
     
  13. Learnt on Arrse, oxymoron surely?
     
  14. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    More like, I left you in this position, continue to look this way and I will demonstrate the movement, then you the squad will repeat ad nauseum!
     
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