I see that 'war hero' (or w*nker which ever you prefer) Tim Collins has now been paid by the Mail on Sunday to provide them with an essay (5,000 words or less) on what I did on my summer holiday. http://www.land.army.r.mil.uk/landc/hqland/plans/media/pages/cuttings/050214%20-%20ARMY%20-%20Demob%20happy%20on%20Cote%20dAzur.pdf Is anyone in the world remotely interested what this kn*b does for his holidays. Is he the only person ever to have driven to the South of France? It's hardly on the Ellen MacArthur scale of things is it. Still I presume he needs the money - 5 kids - no boarding school allowance any more! Sorry the URL is Land Web linked - if anyone can find a 'normal' link to post here then well done!