What have you hidden in your cellar?

RBMK

LE
Book Reviewer
German lawyers wrangle over pensioner's WW2 tank in basement
The items were removed from a house in the northern town of Heikendorf in 2015 with the help of the army.
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This bloke has a tank, anti-aircraft gun and a torpedo plus various small arms in his cellar.

Some may call it simply being prepared.

What will you admit to having hidden in your cellar that you shouldn't have?

If it's a sex dungeon then pictures are required.
 
A treadmill, lots of decoys, ballistic gold, and the emergency supplies of jerky. Used to have a wonderful collection of porn magazines that were delivered by a wonderful mail man... Until the wife found them and threw them out, the jealous w*tch.
 
About 1200 cubic foot of concrete and the bodies.

Don’t worry, there‘s still plenty of room for anyone who pisses me off.
 
Baggsie first to say Maddie
 
Three massive oil storage tanks and the biggest boiler I've ever seen.
I thought it would be illegal to store all that oil under the house but obviously not in Germany.
It's all being converted to gas next year because the government told our landlord that the old system is too inefficient.

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exsniffer

War Hero
Shouldn't that read who have you got in your cellar?
 

Chef

LE
"Ich habe keine Live-Runden oder leere Hüllen in meinem Besitz, Sir"

What a fibber.
I'm inclined to agree, it's not like you miss a Panther when checking your puches.
 
The inside of my cellar . . . .

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. . . contains a large album of photographs of wine collections.


And some salt.
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Three massive oil storage tanks and the biggest boiler I've ever seen.
I thought it would be illegal to store all that oil under the house but obviously not in Germany.
It's all being converted to gas next year because the government told our landlord that the old system is too inefficient.

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The efficiency of the oil boiler will depend on its design and age. Newer gas boilers, particularly condensing boilers sind mehr sparsam als die alten oel brenner.

It also means that your landlord will be a ready customer for all that Rooski gas which Germany is going to receive.
 
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