What have you done for the first time today?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EX_STAB, Dec 12, 2008.

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  1. I made rice pudding on the living room fire.... only burnt it slightly!
  2. Dressed as a Christmas Tree for a christmas party :)
  3. I was dry bummed by the 2I/C
  4. Root Canal Treatment.

    Not really something I'll be trying again in a hurry.
  5. For the first time? Surely not.

    I myself breaded and fried my own fish for the first time today.
    Bloody lovely it was too.
  6. I'm getting used to it now. :(
  7. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Wiggled the solenoid switch on the side stand of my bike to loosen it because it was stopping me get the bike into gear. Sprayed it with WD 40 etc
  8. Put up a christmas tree and wrote cards all on my own................. :crying:
  9. Knocked one out looking at the photo of the 17 y/o daughter of an bird I fancied 19 years ago...
  10. Perhaps the dentist was also doing it the first time?
  11. Do they not have real Christmas trees up your neck of the woods then?
  12. read this thread
  13. Felt sorry for my boss, who is a cnut

    He was publicly shamed by uber-boss for, er, being right
  14. I had a civil conversation with a gayer, it only lasted a couple of minutes so i never had a chance to offend him.
  15. "How much for a good hard shag?"