Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Jul 19, 2008.
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Having dealt with the Septics and the Frogs........
(Lights blue touchpaper,and retires)
The Scots gave us the occasional CO who wanted to do reeling, eat haggis and have some dirge of a poem read out before group apathy intervened and we went back to beef, claret and no poems.
The scots have a to die for accent!
us taffies kicked french butt at agincourt for you english wnakers,we,ve given you tom and aled jones,charlotte church and welsh cakes.what have you given us?...............robbie fowler and the welsh knot! cheers cnuts!
Low Flying Area 7 (Also known as Wales) is a great gift from the Welsh to all aviators and one of the nicest ways to explore the region. The trick is to fly in pairs as low as possible without touching anything.
They have given us several Labour governments.
The Irish gave us land, the welsh gave us, er, their land, and the Scots gave us oil.
Let's not be too harsh eh chaps?
and we give you water(but not before i,ve pissed in it and given myself a "crack and sack" once over).
The Scots gave us Whisky,Haggis,Rabbie Burns & the deep fried Mars bar.
The Irish gave us Guiness,Irish Stew,Westlife & the IRA.
The Welsh gave us Charlotte Church & the Leek....
The British Empire:
The Irish won it.
The Welsh and Scots ran it.
The English lost it!
Havent we just?
Unless you're a ned fae Glesgae of course
We gave you the Royal Family.
And a whipping boy so you can avoid having to face the unpleasant fact that in a democracy failings are the fault of the majority i.e. YOU!
You want devolution, complaining about WFT do those in London know about us up here, then when you get your own parliament a women in Aberdeen is interviewed saying WTF do those lot in Edinburgh know about us up here.
And we're fucking paying for it; giving you billions every year.
If you want to piss off on your own, then do it without us holding your hand you bunch of fags. Face it, you haven't got the population to run your own country properly.
Nice little rant, now back in your cage till you know what the fcuk you're talking about numbnuts.
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