What have the Spanish ever done for us?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Aug 6, 2013.

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  1. Further to the on going Gibraltar situation,what have the Spaniards ever done to benefit the rest of mankind?
  2. Cheap holidays.

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  3. The booze ain't bad

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  4. Proved Darwinism with Bull fighting and the Pamplona bull run.
  5. Some of their women are fitties.

    EDIT: Counterpoint: tend to fall to bits when they get older. Like SEAT cars.
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  6. Provided targets for the RN for hundreds of years. Some people just do not learn . . .

    Which reminds me of one of my favourite jokes.

    Q. Why is the new Spanish fleet equipped with glass bottoms?

    A. So they can look down on the old Spanish fleet.
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  7. Olive oil (The bottled stuff not Popeye's Mrs)
  8. Indirectly they brought us this ...

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  9. Absolutely nothing. Now I'm going to have a Belgian omelette for lunch.
  10. Season it with Arsenic you dull, drivel spouting, effeminate bag of pissflaps!
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  11. Are you Spanish?

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