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What have the French ever done for us?

#7
If they won't buy our Beef, why should we buy their letters?

Although it would be a great Chav Blocker!

The French are in general SMALL people with big people ambitions, look at their present short person and his lovely wife?

O sod him, give me his wife everytime!! (Again and again and again - PLEASE)
 
#13
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Nathalie Minot. ( not a celebrity, but she did star in one magnificent weekend)
Now you've started Spill the beans, although I never found French women that good!! . . . . . :wink:

They think they are doing YOU . . . . A Favour!!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#14
CharlieBubbles said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Nathalie Minot. ( not a celebrity, but she did star in one magnificent weekend)
Now you've started Spill the beans, although I never found French women that good!! . . . . . :wink:

They think they are doing YOU . . . . A Favour!!
She did me many favours, and a gentleman never tells. I wouldn't dream of talking about her oral skills, her manual dexterity or her prowess at water sport.
But it was a long and ultimately very tiring weekend. So many years ago.
 
#16
I did, the ONLY fine women were the daughters of a bar owner in a small French port and they were BRITISH!

I am somewhat surprised about this thread! After all the French are the only race of people who can walk under a snakes belly without having to stoop.

Perhaps Richard Sharpe sould replace the scape goat that was Sir Richard Dannett, he too spoke his mind, with a rifle and shot.

Hey, there goes another good Frenchie!!
 
#18
Brioche, croissants, and a useful buffer between the channel and any invading hordes.

And Zinedine Zidane's headbutt - although you could put some of that down to the Italians. I feel another thread coming on... :)
 

Sixty

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#20
Graciously civilised your country after giving you a good kicking?


Flash to bang on the ‘they were really Vikings, honest. We didn’t really get a shoeing from the frogs’ line anyone?
 

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