What have the French ever done for us?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Jul 17, 2008.

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  1. Following on from yesterdays amusing and thought provoking topic about the Septics................
    In your own time go on.
  2. Ummm...I give up :?
  3. Camembert
  4. Well suprisingly enough despite the name Yorshire puddings, and give us many battle victories
  5. Provided a safe haven for British Army deserters?
  6. Richard the Lionheart! :D
  7. If they won't buy our Beef, why should we buy their letters?

    Although it would be a great Chav Blocker!

    The French are in general SMALL people with big people ambitions, look at their present short person and his lovely wife?

    O sod him, give me his wife everytime!! (Again and again and again - PLEASE)
  8. Richard the Lionheart? He was born in Oxford!
  9. The white flag?
  10. Cheap booze.
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Edith Piaf. Briggite Bardot. Vanessa Paradis.

    Veuve Cliquot.

    Nathalie Minot. ( not a celebrity, but she did star in one magnificent weekend)
  12. Dragging the rest of Europe down to their level?

    A route to all the European countries!

    A republic of midgets . . . . . :wink:
  13. Now you've started Spill the beans, although I never found French women that good!! . . . . . :wink:

    They think they are doing YOU . . . . A Favour!!
  14. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    She did me many favours, and a gentleman never tells. I wouldn't dream of talking about her oral skills, her manual dexterity or her prowess at water sport.
    But it was a long and ultimately very tiring weekend. So many years ago.
  15. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    My friend, you are not looking hard enough.....