What have I done!

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Jigsaw13

Guest
#1
Hello,

I posted an ad on gumtree for a cleaner. A couple of people applied, I had no intention of offering the job and said I wanted sexual favours for the job, I wasn't going to meet them just got a kick out of the emails.

I sepearted from wife 6 months ago and have been on antidepressents, I have been coming off them and brain has been a mess and done something stupid like this

The police have now called me and asked to come for an interview. First i lied and said it wasn't me, but then I started feeling sick and panicky and called them back and admitted it was me.

I am due for the meeting tomorrow afternoon.

Is it likely I am going to be charged?
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
yep but let off with a caution and probably be put on the register for a few years.

best off don't fcuk them about just admit it and keep it away from cps and you might just get a caution.

only my opinion mind.
 
#3
Yes, you will be charged with joining a website to ask bone and silly questions.

You will appear before a magistrate, who will leap over the counter and back hand you.

On that note, welcome to the site, there is a thread all about depression in the mental health area, should you be able to overcome this affliction then there is an area called the non depression thread, where you can rejoice in being pill free and express your enjoyment of penis ownership.

Alternatively you could inject your neck with a syrette of pink diesel.
 
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Jigsaw13

Guest
#4
At the minute I do actually feel like topping myself.

I am CRB checked for my job so this will mean I lose my job.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
At the minute I do actually feel like topping myself.

I am CRB checked for my job so this will mean I lose my job.
not until they send it off again. allthough it's all going online and can be instantly updated soon. you should just get a slap if you apologise for fibbing and being a daft cnut.
 
#10
What have I done!


I'll tell you what you've done. You have created a sock puppet and tried a very poor wah.
You will not get charged, mores the pity. However with a bit of luck you will get mercilessly hounded until you throw your computer off a bridge....................... hopefuly with you attached to it.
 
#11
Got to be worth a go at telling them you have multiple personality and it was "Dave" who was doing the Emails and "Gladys" that denied it.

Remember though that this advice is from a Nony Mouse on the Internet and is very likely to get you even deeper in the shit if you try it.
 
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Jigsaw13

Guest
#12
I just feel so disgusted with myself.

I tried to get the meeting for today becasue all the dates the officer gave me were for 2 weeks away at the earliest. I've managed to get it for tomorrow thankfully as I'm in such a state now
 
#13
You'll most likely have a stern talking to. As others have said, don't bullshit but tell it how it is.
You've been a bit of a twat. Fair enough. Fortunately you know this and the best thing would be the honest approach.
 
#14
Succinct and helpful. Has someone logged-in using PG's account?
Yes, PG, sadly.

No doubt the rest of the virtual skinheads will turn up in a moment to suggest a variety of revolting and imaginative ways in which the OP might end his life. Then the posts will be removed and they'll have a strop.

To the OP, yes you're a stupid ****, call a solicitor NOW and get him/her to come along to your interview. Oh, and from now on tell the truth and do what your lawyer says. To the letter.
 
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cloudbuster

Guest
#15
Purely from an uninformed layman's perspective, I wouldn't go booking any holidays for the next few years.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
might be wise to make sure you have nothing on your pc of a non normal nature though. just in case they are bored.

offering to apologise and send flowers etc.. to the offended parties might help.

a negative crb would affect your applying for a job but if you are in one then it might be worth explaining it to your boss as they can over-ride the crb depending on what you do.
 
#17
There is one thing I am wondering.

Did you intend on getting sexual favours for a job, but then not give them the job, or were you never intending to even meet up and receive sexual favours for a non existent job, ie. just having a (stupid and pointless) laugh on the internet?
 
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Jigsaw13

Guest
#18
I didn't have any intention of meeting them.

Like you say it was a just a pointless and disgusting way of getting kicks.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
Yes, PG, sadly.

No doubt the rest of the virtual skinheads will turn up in a moment to suggest a variety of revolting and imaginative ways in which the OP might end his life. Then the posts will be removed and they'll have a strop.

To the OP, yes you're a stupid ****, call a solicitor NOW and get him/her to come along to your interview. Oh, and from now on tell the truth and do what your lawyer says. To the letter.
solicitor might be a bit extreme and imply guilt beyond his stupidity - he shouldn't need one for an interview but if they still do the half hour free session under legal aid then it might be an idea.
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
Purely from an uninformed layman's perspective, I wouldn't go booking any holidays for the next few years.
But, looking on the bright side, he's familiar with the principle of sex for favours.
 

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