What has just happened...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cannon fodder, May 23, 2011.

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  1. "what do you want"... "blaaa"...
    "turn him over...."
    "no please no, nooo please nooo"
    "ohhh ahhh ah ohh"
    "please nooo, noooooo, ah, ohh, nooo, nooooooooooo"


    "davis.... What are you doin down there?"
    "i fell sir"
    "well fall back onto your feet laddy, it aint kew gardens here"
     
  2. My guess is someone has been let onto the internet

    a, without taking their medication
    b, taking too much of their medication
    c, either of the above plus without proper supervision.
     
  3. A clue! It is one of the greatest moments in movie history!
     
  4. Can't remember that from Red Dwarf!
     
  5. Scum. Rape scene in the potting shed, then the PO finding the character sobbing.

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    he tops himself in the cell that night. Slits his wrists. Though not in the Home Office approved manner.
     
  6. Not "Wheres yer tool?"
     
  7. Got it! its Snow White getting it from Dopey.
     
  8. He got two meaty tools in his tight soft hoop!
     
  9. Something makes me think this is about some sick and twisted gay porn. Jarrod might know then!
     
  10. Just the two? I'm sure it was three....

    Been a while since I've seen it though.
     
  11. You were wanking while you typed that eh?
     
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  12. I feel sorry for the poor cnut who had to clean that lot up...
     
  13. SCUM ..................................
     
  14. Is your nickname 'Morphine'.......slow acting dope?