what happens if u get dioreah n sicknes in phase 1 training?

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  1. iv had this problem year thru year n usually spend days recoverin in my bed , wat happens in the army if you fall sik?
  2. i heard you get a warm snuggly blankett with a hot water bottle and a boxsett of war films you can watch in your room whilst your platoon is out on exercises gettin thrashedto fook, pplus u also gt paid for it
  3. You still throw up and sh1t yourself, the army does not prevent puking and sh1tting.
  4. Hopefully you will be shot for murdering the English language.
  5. You'll get a tubigrip and brufen. You're not sick unless you're diffy a body part (and even then .......).