What happens after we win (If we win!)

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by A_Lert, Feb 16, 2003.

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  1. Does anyone know a good link to a site where the effects in the middle east after the war have been analysed?

    Im looking for doctrine or a thesis on the impact of UK/US forces on Islamic soil after a war...

    Any help is welcome.
  2. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    The Gulf War 2 game on www.idleworm.com will give you a humerous although probable result!
  3. Many thanks,

    lots of help...

  4. Next stop, North Korea?  Why stop the bus?  May as well take out every country deemed 'Axis of Evil'...........
  5. Has France been added to the list yet?  The Yanks can have Korea, I think we should play closer to home.
  6. My dads cousin spent 5 years in German POW camp after getting caught with the rear guard at Dunkirk.

    He got called up fro Korea and was posted to the Gloucesters as a replacement justin time for the Imjin River battle after which he was captured.

    He said the Germans were Bastards but the North Koreans were c**nts.

    You do NOT want to be a gueast of the North Korean government.

    If you are captured by the French the food may well be better though.
  7. Now that we have won (nearly) perhaps Bush minor and Billy Liar we turn their sights on some of this lot

    Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the
    Union address.

    Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils...best at being evil...we're
    the best."

    Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An axis can't have more than three countries", explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have
    three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."

    International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of
    geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia
    and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally Disagreeable". With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied
    to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics".

    Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of
    Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted
    approval for most axis, although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in 'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay,
    and Chadguay denied the charges.

    Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
  8. Hi I was in New York a few days before the fighting started and I can tell you some shops (espTimes Squ) are selling sweatshirts saying Today IRAQ Tomorrow FRANCE??? . They were selling pretty well I noticed. ;D ;D