What happened when you first got drunk?

#1
What happened when you first got drunk?

had **** with the cat, or dog, or worse, the mother in-law?
Or simply shat into a lucozade bottle?

Share your stories with fellow arrse holes!
 
#4
Haha well...
I cant remember much but mainly I can remember talking to this 18 year old girl I knew (stunning), and her saying that me and her shagged and that I was one of only four people shes ever really connected with.
I can't actually remember doing anything so I havn't got a clue what happened!
I was just wondering if similar things happened to others??

Now it's your turn
 
#5
I was young and thought I was immortal, I got very drunk, verbally slagged off a couple of booties and offered them out. They just smiled and said "later" Some hours later whilst staggering back home we were ambused by said booties along with a few mates of theirs. During my valliant action I fell over a low wall into a garden, thus avoiding most of the sound thrashing my mates were given. In the morning it was found that all of my mates had very badly done over with black eyes etc. I however only had a grazed cheek and a bruised knee from where I had fallen over the wall :oops: Worst thing is, I still remember it 19 years on 8O

Edited for spelling
 
#7
Threw up on in my bed and on my bedroom floor - in my sleep. Felt fine when I went to bed and fine when I woke up, my stomach is normally my limiting factor when drinking to this day.
My father cleaned it up, a defining moment in my life.

Afraid I'm quite tame... not enough drunken antics (still time for that :))
 
#12
Woody32 said:
Haha well...
I cant remember much but mainly I can remember talking to this 18 year old girl I knew (stunning), and her saying that me and her shagged and that I was one of only four people shes ever really connected with.
I can't actually remember doing anything so I havn't got a clue what happened!
I was just wondering if similar things happened to others??

Now it's your turn
Yeah, she must be a right stunner if she's interested in a 15 year old :roll: :roll: :roll: Care in the community more like... What did you do, tell her she had ghosts in her clothes so she should take them off?
 
#13
amazing__lobster said:
Woody32 said:
Haha well...
I cant remember much but mainly I can remember talking to this 18 year old girl I knew (stunning), and her saying that me and her shagged and that I was one of only four people shes ever really connected with.
I can't actually remember doing anything so I havn't got a clue what happened!
I was just wondering if similar things happened to others??

Now it's your turn
Yeah, she must be a right stunner if she's interested in a 15 year old :roll: :roll: :roll: What did you do, tell her she had ghosts in her clothes so she should take them off?
Does that work????? I might have to try that one :D
 
#14
well the can we found behind a dustbin after being turned down for a bottle of non-alcohlic wine from tescos ....im still pickeng the soggy fag butts out of my teeth now.
Well sometimes people look at peoples personality rather than looks; how else did you find a relationship with a member of the opposite sex amazing__lobster??
 
#15
i crawled under a fence to a storage unit and "found" three bottles of woodpecker cider when i was 6 years old. my family priest found me passed out in the local park and carried me home. on arriving at my house i was violently sick all over him to my mothers eternal shame. :lol:

she still talks about it now 34 years later as if it was yesterday. :p
 
#17
I drank vodka screwdrivers which I made up with Vodka (Obviously) and concentrated Orange Squash.

It was not long before I was throwing up in me Mam's Living room bin!

Still don't drink vodka!

Jimima
 
#18
I drank vodka first time I got properly pissed, one of mates went for a walk into a train tunnel :lol: oh I must of had about a half a bottle shared with a mate, beat him at shots then they tried to abuse me so I pulled out a knife said i would stab them, then ran home walked into a lampost and went to bed, I've never felt so ill in the morning this I learnt was a hangover, it lasted 2 days. :D

I fcuking love vodka its like water you just can drink it with praticially anything.
 
#19
dan_man said:
I drank vodka first time I got properly pissed, one of mates went for a walk into a train tunnel :lol: oh I must of had about a half a bottle shared with a mate, beat him at shots then they tried to abuse me so I pulled out a knife said i would stab them, then ran home walked into a lampost and went to bed, I've never felt so ill in the morning this I learnt was a hangover, it lasted 2 days. :D

I fcuking love vodka its like water you just can drink it with praticially anything.

8O 8O 8O
 
#20
13 years old drank half a pint of bells in one on a dare, half an hour later I woke up the next morning, can't even stand the smell of scotch 11 years later!!
 

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