Over the past few years, it has come to my attention, that there are a frightening amount of scantily clad, enormous arrsed buffadillopigs roaming the land where an unsuspecting squaddie or sailor may bump into said moose and end up either mocking it for all it's worth, or taking it home to give it one in the scratcher. A friend told me a story of a mighty heffer that he managed to talk back to his barracks (with the cunning use of grunting and a small amount of false interest), managed to give it a portion of loving only to be greeted by the RSM. Apparently, the lovely fluffy RSM of death, was more alarmed that one of his men was being sexually assaulted by a hyeena than he was to the fact that there was a female (albeit a rather dubious one) in the block. He later told me that this was common ailment of the town that he was based in. Anyone got any good stories of buffadillogorillapigaphants being brought into the limelight?