What happened to tit monday?

#1
All around the country there was much rejoicing at the arrival of tit monday. () It was hot, sunny and the birds were showing off their racks. It was a happy time for blimping, staring and generally permenant semis after a winter of "sensible clothing". However, what's happened since? It's been weeks since they were showing off their chebs, and it's getting worrying. Where I live their should be hundreds of young women desperate to out-do each other with how little they are wearing and how much can be glimpsed through a buttoned blouse with a mere sideways glance.

These are depressing times. I suggest a new law to force all attractive women to wear revealing clothing after 1st May. Come rain or shine they should be out there in their skimpy little tops, prefferably tight and white if it's raining (all the better for erect nipples). If they complain about being cold then I volunteer to provide the warming service - being a kindhearted gentlemen.

All who are with me say aye
 
#2
I'll say aye - as long as all the fat, ugly gippers have to wear burqas!
 
#3
I'll say aye...and second that motion from Shackleton!
 
#4
I suggust a compromise - all fat slobby blinding white pommy guys MUST be made to wear a shirt at all times!
 
#7
Supergal said:
I suggust a compromise - all fat slobby blinding white pommy guys MUST be made to wear a shirt at all times!
is that a bit like "paper bags"?
 
#8
crabby said:
All around the country there was much rejoicing at the arrival of tit monday. .... However, what's happened since?
Crawled out of bed last Tuesday ... saw the sun shine, read the forecast and thought "Ah ha wet t-shirt Tuesday!" ... and bugger me if they weren't all wearing coats :-(
 
#9
Ah Tit Monday




Spring arrives and already the ladies are




getting their belly buttons out







:D :D :D :D :D
 
#11
Supergal said:
I suggust a compromise - all fat slobby blinding white pommy guys MUST be made to wear a shirt at all times!
Bloody foreigners! Thats rich from a girl?- transvestite whos obviously had more cock than Davey Crockets rifle
 
#12
Rarden_reaper said:
Supergal said:
I suggust a compromise - all fat slobby blinding white pommy guys MUST be made to wear a shirt at all times!
Bloody foreigners! Thats rich from a girl?- transvestite whos obviously had more c*** than Davey Crockets rifle
!
Hey at least i suggested a compromise - not outright refusal of the idea!! :)

and no don't have 3 legs!
 
#13
Supergal said:
Rarden_reaper said:
Supergal said:
I suggust a compromise - all fat slobby blinding white pommy guys MUST be made to wear a shirt at all times!
Bloody foreigners! Thats rich from a girl?- transvestite whos obviously had more c*** than Davey Crockets rifle
!
Hey at least i suggested a compromise - not outright refusal of the idea!! :)

and no I don't have 3 legs!
Would you like 2 backs?? :twisted: :twisted:
 
#14
Supergal said:
Rarden_reaper said:
Supergal said:
I suggust a compromise - all fat slobby blinding white pommy guys MUST be made to wear a shirt at all times!
Bloody foreigners! Thats rich from a girl?- transvestite whos obviously had more c*** than Davey Crockets rifle
!
Hey at least i suggested a compromise - not outright refusal of the idea!! :)

and no don't have 3 legs!
Well, I'm a 'pommy guy' but not fat or slobby. Please can I take off my shirt, please??
 
#16
The upcoming Bank Holiday Monday should be better!!!!


:twisted:
 
#17
8)
The frozen isle of Tesco's get very busy when the sun comes out to play!!! Mrs P_R always used to wonder why I liked to do the shopping in the summer, but wouldn't go near the bloody shop in the winter....

:roll:
 

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#18
Time to resurrect this thread as, in London at least, TODAY'S THE DAY!

Wandering round some of the many green areas in Town this lunchtime, the number of sights worth leching were many and various. There was - a must for a good TM - just enough of a gusting wind to perk things up.

How's things in the Provinces - many sightings?
 
#19
OldSnowy said:
Time to resurrect this thread as, in London at least, TODAY'S THE DAY!

Wandering round some of the many green areas in Town this lunchtime, the number of sights worth leching were many and various. There was - a must for a good TM - just enough of a gusting wind to perk things up.

How's things in the Provinces - many sightings?
I'm surrounded by civil serpants and can only envy the view from your office window, snowy. You haven't got any photos perchance?
 
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