what happened to ljonsey? i have been away 5 weeks

Where are you now?

your presidnet? who would that be?

remember now where u are meant to live.
Australia? At least that is where you SAID you were going. (I doubt you even got out of the departure lounge at Heathrow. :-D )
 

mrdude

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Jonesy still MIA .?
He might either trapped in a Gimp Dungeon - run by some dude called 'Z', or be dead... after trying out one of those weird 'choking' sex games - where you masturbate in a closet/cupboard, with a belt around your neck in some dodgy hotel, only to be found by the hotels illegal immigrant cleaning lady at a later date.
 
Under quarantine in Wuhan.
 
He might either trapped in a Gimp Dungeon - run by some dude called 'Z', or be dead... after trying out one of those weird 'choking' sex games - where you masturbate in a closet/cupboard, with a belt around your neck in some dodgy hotel, only to be found by the hotels illegal immigrant cleaning lady at a later date.
Some of those Kung Fu moves are tricky to master - it could look like you're hanging yourself with your dick in your hand to the uninitiated.
 
This one? He was driving home for Christmas last we heard..

You'd think Chris Rea would be able to afford a sat nav by now, he always seems to get lost on the M25
 

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