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What Ginger people smell like

#8
Have been mulling this over for a few months and myself and a few others came up with these (managed to find the list) in addition to the ones I posted earlier:

Watch straps
Poor people's cooking
Licking a 9V battery
Corruption
Disease
New Gunner Magazine
An electrical fire
Fireworks
Burning hair/ nappies/ flesh
Wee wee
Twiglets
Broken pencils/ pencil shavings
Molten tin
Wood shavings
Yeast
Bus shelters
Lifts in a block of flats
Jock straps
Loo seats
Dribbler trousers
Week old exercise socks
Acid
An Otter's pocket
A badger's ARRSE
Your Watford Gap after a sweaty night out
The fluff in your belly button after PT
Hamster cages
DIY shops
Pontus Biffinus Vulpes
A dolphin's burp
Dry markers
Dishonesty
Leather arm patches
Old geography text books
bunsen burners
Sharpened pencils
Little pots of PVA glue
2CVs
Socialism

GBTD
 
#9
A very comprehensive list granted but a few additions;

Smeg
3 week old Spaff
Dog farts
Tramps Vomit
Decay
A knackered cat
The back of a cooker
Vegetable Tray (The Fridge Variety)
 
#13
Old grass clippings in a bin bag
Cat litter
Condoms
a Butcher's
homeless people
Bad chicken
old people homes
TCP
formaldehyde (sp?)
Dusty lightbulbs
Imagine how it feels when you get lemon juice in a cut. Got it? Well like that but a smell.
 
#14
Silent_ell said:
Old grass clippings in a bin bag
Cat litter
Condoms
a Butcher's
homeless people
Bad chicken
old people homes
TCP
formaldehyde (sp?)
Dusty lightbulbs
Imagine how it feels when you get lemon juice in a cut. Got it? Well like that but a smell.
Agree but personally a little more like having a toke on a Concentration camp for me
 
#16
What I can't understand is why so many blokes on here find ginger women sexy, and so many fit, non-blind, women with a full sense of smell shag ginger guys and even marry them, and yet this topic keeps rearing it's head on Arrse.

I think a touch of jealousy might be showing here. Eh? Eh?

Just playing Devil's Advocate of course :oops:
 

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