What facility would you want to give your name to?

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LE
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#41
I would like to have a stretch of the local bike trail re-named Chimurenga's Murder Mile in honour of all those summer nights I spent stringing up piano wire across it in the hope of catching unwary cyclists.





Allegedly.
 

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LE
Moderator
#43
Can you think of a facility that you think you would like to be associated with?
Do they still build vomitoriums? If not then a running deer rifle range!
 
#46
Yokel Centre for Technical Integration, Testing, and Simulation: YCTITS - sometimes pronounced "Why see tits?"

NATO International Project Planning, Logistic, and Engineering Service (NIPPLES).

Yokel Centre for the STEM Education of Young Ladies (no acronym needed).

Yokel Institure For The Correct And Non Excessive Use Of Acronyms (YIFTCANEUOA).
 
#47
There has not been as much interest as I had hoped for, so why not widen the question.

1. What sort of facility, educational or training establishment, campaign group, industrial, scientific, or medical facility, military establishment, memorial or thing would you wish to be associated with? Keep it funny....

2. What about a facility or company named after someone else? Keep it funny, take the piss.

3. Years ago I was walking through an industrial estate and saw a sign for 'Deborah Services Ltd'. A Google search showed this was a scaffolding company names after the founder's daughter. What female/male names would you give to a company?

4. Funny ones:

P Ness Centre for Male Studies
Gloria Stitz Centre for Female Studies
Uranus Self Expression Centre
Teresa May Centre for Political Decision Making
Roland Friesler Centre for Political Correctness
Joe Stalin Centre for Political Correctness
 
#48
There has not been as much interest as I had hoped for, so why not widen the question.

1. What sort of facility, educational or training establishment, campaign group, industrial, scientific, or medical facility, military establishment, memorial or thing would you wish to be associated with? Keep it funny....

2. What about a facility or company named after someone else? Keep it funny, take the piss.

3. Years ago I was walking through an industrial estate and saw a sign for 'Deborah Services Ltd'. A Google search showed this was a scaffolding company names after the founder's daughter. What female/male names would you give to a company?

4. Funny ones:

P Ness Centre for Male Studies
Gloria Stitz Centre for Female Studies
Uranus Self Expression Centre
Teresa May Centre for Political Decision Making
Roland Friesler Centre for Political Correctness
Joe Stalin Centre for Political Correctness



A Hitler centre for Hasidic studies.
The Reese mogg Edwardian clothing emporium.
The N Farage European tourist travel agency.
The Hugh Jampton birth control clinic.
The Kim-jong-un Korean holiday Kamp Company.
The Calcutta & Mumbai sanitary porcelain installation Co Ltd.
Trump barbers.

The Bernard Mathews society for the protection of wild fowl.
Uncle Bens ethnic tours of the Alabama and Louisiana lynch sites.
The T Edison taxi Co Ltd. ( We get you Ohm.)
M Faraday supermarket. Company. ( We've got watt you want)
J Goebbels news agency. ( The truth is out there)
H shipman pharmaceutical supplies. ( Killer prices)
R & F West guest house. ( prices to die for)

The J. Fritzl holiday hideaway Co Ltd. ( total isolation assured)
J.T. Ripper, meat carcasses prepared to order.
The Malcolm X tour of the KKK headquarters Co Ltd ( Suspended during the cotton pickin season)
 
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#52
The MacDonalds Centre for Obesity Control
The Tony Blair Centre for Truth
The Dianne Abbot Bouncy Castle Hire Company
The Les Bowman Centre for LGBT Studies
The Dan Quayle Literacy Centre
Harry's Pie Shop (no, not the Hairy Pie Shop)
The Golden Shower Company
The Jeremy Corbyn Business School
Vladimir Putin's Tea Shop - you leave with a glow
C Rash Motors
 
#53
Arthur Braine Management
Ben Twilly Pipework
Ivor Leake Plumbing
Dan Gleables Storage
Short Circuits Ltd
Sam 'N Ella Catering
Titanic Cruises
Butchers Wildlife Safaris
Willy's Watches
P Ness Extensions
Jollie's Taxis
Ivor Paine Dentistry
Robert Roberts' Robots
P Dow Scottish Museum
 
#56
Civvy Scum's Slut Training Establishment - We'll Train 'Em Duuuurty.
 

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