what does the medical consist of?

Legs

ADC
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#2
must..... restrain.....sarcasm..... ungggggggggg.....

DAMMIT!!!

You will be checked to see if you are bright enough to fugure out what a flippin' 'Medical' check is!!!
 
#4
Make sure you are clean shaven before you go. Yes, that does include back, crack and sack. Leave your eyebrows though. You don't want to look stupid.
 

Alsacien

MIA
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#6
zippy_07 said:
some doctor (male) having a nice feel of your jacobs...enjoy it dont be nervous :D
They often deligate to whichever male nurse won that week...and most are gay - so if you get asked to cough more than once he is probably getting arosed - and hoping you will too...
 
#7
They check to see if your nads are big enough for your chosen regiment, there's a hearing test, there's an eye test, a dental check and just a general body check, a peak flow test and then checking what your doctor has ticked.

Shaving serpents stops some signs & symptoms
 
#11
Mine was a quick hand job from a silver haired wrinkled old man with bad breath, or was it a normal sack exam and I got a little excited ?
 
#12
Tea and stickies with the RMO and then a kind of doctors' and nurses love in.

Actually, no. It's RAMC stuff. You won't understand it.

You will be given a PULHHEEEMS grade:

P = Pubic hair growth
U = Utility (fighting utility)
H = Hair (anus)
H = Hair (chest)
E = Eye colour
E = ?Everton supporter (not allowed)
M = Mentality (none required for Paras)
S = Staff Officer potential (a measure of mental stabilty)

Clear? :D
 
#13
themaddoc said:
Tea and stickies with the RMO and then a kind of doctors' and nurses love in.

Actually, no. It's RAMC stuff. You won't understand it.

You will be given a PULHHEEEMS grade:

P = Pubic hair growth
U = Utility (fighting utility)
H = Hair (anus)
H = Hair (chest)
E = Eye colour
E = ?Everton supporter (not allowed)
M = Mentality (none required for Paras)
S = Staff Officer potential (a measure of mental stabilty)

Clear? :D
So that is the reason I failed my medical!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
 
#14
cheers for all your insight.Got the medical in the afternoon and im completly shitting a brick just for the fact that i suffered from migranes for bout 3 years until they eventually decided to give me a pair of glasses. It's jst that i have noticed alot of people on the this board have been denied entry because of migranes n its sorta worrying:S
 
#15
Don't be surprised when he sticks the theremometer up your arrse.

All Forces doctors are just civilian failed vets.
 
#16
Alsacien said:
zippy_07 said:
some doctor (male) having a nice feel of your jacobs...enjoy it dont be nervous :D
They often deligate to whichever male nurse won that week...and most are gay - so if you get asked to cough more than once he is probably getting arosed - and hoping you will too...

He made me cough 3 times
 

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