got bored of packing MFO boxes and can't be bothered to have a w*nk thought I would have a play with words and stuff instead for once: I Need To Conform Or Remain Perennial Staffy! obviously, the fact that i actually sat and thought about this for 5 minutes is very sad. instead, you might prefer to do these (rather more fun) activities: see if you can scoop one of your eyeballs out with a spoon (kid at school had it done by a doctor ). see how many map pins you can stick into your hand before you make a noise. see how many map pins you can slip under the seat cover of a colleague's chair while they are on a NAAFI run. see if the roof of your mouth is ticklish. see if the roof of your OC's mouth is ticklish. and yes, i really am this f*cking bored.