what does it mean to be french

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  1. apprantly the french are confused and trying too work out what it means to be frech maybe we could help them :twisted:
     
  2. Je ne cst quoi?

    Je ne regret rien

    Avaz et vous un cuppa?
     
  3. smudge67

    smudge67 Crow

    Why would we want to help the French in any way??
     
  4. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer



    Just one word. Azincourt
     
  5. What does it mean to be french?............................Answer------nothing.
     
  6. johno2499

    johno2499 Old-Salt

    Their scran is better than ours. So is their booze.
     
  7. stoney

    stoney Swinger

    Coats made of white flags, cheese, wine and backwards shaving tendencies
     
  8. Fle Ble ble ble... Et toi?
     
  9. oldnotbold

    oldnotbold War Hero

    Spending your life wishing you were British!
     
  10. sapperbraindead

    sapperbraindead War Hero

    You're not allowed to wear your burka in college,a serial runner-up in serious conflicts all over the world,a major contributor to the depletion of the ozone layer (excessive use of deodorant sprays instead of washing),and your F1 team are bigger cheats than your governments commitment to NATO,but not by much.Hows that for starters Sarkozy! :twisted: :slow:
     
  11. Dogdrool

    Dogdrool War Hero

    Cheese eating surrender monkey maybe?
     

  12. Errr.....Real Ale, Whisky, Black Pudding, Proper cheese, apples with taste....I'm sure there's more.
     
  13. Womb_Poker

    Womb_Poker Crow

    You get alot of stick.




    tehehehehe pun intended.
     
  14. Kirkz

    Kirkz Guest

    I've tried i really have but nope nothing springs to mind
     
  15. stoney

    stoney Swinger

    Brie anyone?