What does Biscuits AB do all day ?

#1
I have noticed since joining ARRSE that Biscuits AB appears in most topics within the ARRSE forums. Is he:

A. An SO1 with nothing to do?

B. An out of work Banker (not Cockney rhyme) ?

C. A sad old git with greasy hair and glasses and old tissue papers next to his bed.

Your answers should be sent direct to Biscuits AB, for him to rip apart for punctuation and grammar.
 
#3
Whats the matter? Had a little falling out and need some big boys from ARRSE to gang up on biscuits?

Dry your eyes sweetheart, you're smudging your mascara.
 
#4
dumbstruck said:
I have noticed since joining ARRSE that Biscuits AB appears in most topics within the ARRSE forums. Is he:

A. An SO1 with nothing to do?

B. An out of work Banker (not Cockney rhyme) ?

C. A sad old git with greasy hair and glasses and old tissue papers next to his bed.

Your answers should be sent direct to Biscuits AB, for him to rip apart for punctuation and grammar.
I think he's a Policeman - so probably filling forms in all day :D
 
#5
dumbstruck said:
I have noticed since joining ARRSE that Biscuits AB appears in most topics within the ARRSE forums. Is he:

A. An SO1 with nothing to do?

B. An out of work Banker (not Cockney rhyme) ?

C. A sad old git with greasy hair and glasses and old tissue papers next to his bed.

Your answers should be sent direct to Biscuits AB, for him to rip apart for punctuation and grammar.
What the feck does it matter. Most of the regulars appear in most forums are you going to send out a vigilante squad against them because they post here there and everywhere.

You look like you are lining up to make some real close friends in the short time you have been here
 
#9
dumbstruck said:
Looks like I upset a few members of the Blue Oyster Club. How sad.
You better fuck off then before we come round on our Harleys and make your arsehole look like the Dartford Tunnel.
 
#10
dingerr said:
Dumbstruck you need to

JOIN THIS
What he said and it takes alot to upset this mob obviously you skin is to thin I take it you don't wear green
 
#11
dumbstruck said:
I have noticed since joining ARRSE that Biscuits AB appears in most topics within the ARRSE forums. Is he:

A. An SO1 with nothing to do?

B. An out of work Banker (not Cockney rhyme) ?

C. A sad old git with greasy hair and glasses and old tissue papers next to his bed.

Your answers should be sent direct to Biscuits AB, for him to rip apart for punctuation and grammar.
or
D. A damn sight more than you, you chopper
 
#13
easesprings said:
dingerr said:
Dumbstruck you need to

JOIN THIS
What he said and it takes alot to upset this mob obviously you skin is to thin I take it you don't wear green
How wrong you are, but I am surprised how quickly you guys rise to the bait and you call clerks women, maureens, what ever. I'm off out clubing and dancing around my handbag
 
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Biscuits_AB

Guest
#14
dumbstruck said:
I have noticed since joining ARRSE that Biscuits AB appears in most topics within the ARRSE forums. Is he:

A. An SO1 with nothing to do?

B. An out of work Banker (not Cockney rhyme) ?

C. A sad old git with greasy hair and glasses and old tissue papers next to his bed.

D. Being stalked by me, in my new frock and pearls.
D.
 
#17
Biscuits_AB said:
dumbstruck said:
I have noticed since joining ARRSE that Biscuits AB appears in most topics within the ARRSE forums. Is he:

A. An SO1 with nothing to do?

B. An out of work Banker (not Cockney rhyme) ?

C. A sad old git with greasy hair and glasses and old tissue papers next to his bed.

D. Being stalked by me, in my new frock and pearls.
D.
Might not have meant you. Might have meant the other Biscuits AB.
 
#18
dumbstruck said:
easesprings said:
dingerr said:
Dumbstruck you need to

JOIN THIS
What he said and it takes alot to upset this mob obviously you skin is to thin I take it you don't wear green
How wrong you are, but I am surprised how quickly you guys rise to the bait and you call clerks women, maureens, what ever. I'm off out clubing and dancing around my handbag
Many a true word said in jest.
 
#19
Wasn't Biscuits_AB injured on active service?
 
B

Biscuits_AB

Guest
#20
dingerr said:
Biscuits_AB said:
dumbstruck said:
I have noticed since joining ARRSE that Biscuits AB appears in most topics within the ARRSE forums. Is he:

A. An SO1 with nothing to do?

B. An out of work Banker (not Cockney rhyme) ?

C. A sad old git with greasy hair and glasses and old tissue papers next to his bed.

D. Being stalked by me, in my new frock and pearls.
D.
Might not have meant you. Might have meant the other Biscuits AB.
More likely a typo. Probably doing her nails and yakking to 'Beryl' when she was posting.
 

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