You should be allowed to own a dog called Asbo, but only if it is a miniature poodle. Otherwise you have a choice, dog or children. Here Puppy. No point to this, but wouldn't a proper dog license be a good idea. One that cost money and had to be reviewed by a third party. This is one of the more obvious: a chihuahua called "Foo-Foo" probably says something as well, possibly about being good with colours. Choc lab called "Ned" - clearly a rupert of some sort. Any others been noticed?