What do you (WOMEN) want for Christmas?

Discussion in 'The Other Half' started by MOANING_BARSTEWARD, Nov 8, 2012.

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  1. My other half is 26 years old. We both make a big deal of Christmas because we don't have big families and we wont get any pressies from anyone else as the kids are too young to get us anything good. I have got her:

    Ice crusher
    Kim kardashien perfume
    Dolche Gusto thing with pods
    Bluetooth printer for her blackberry and paper
    Biggest loser DVD Game
    Kareoke singing game with mics for xbox and some extra song games.

    What do you lot want for Christmas? I'm looking to steal your ideas.
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  2. You can't go wrong with fishingtackle and a nice big shiny socket set.
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  3. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    Not a bad list at all - perhaps you should also wrap a MAHOOSIVE bow around yourself and leap out on Xmas morning with a loud "TA-DAAAA!"??
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  4. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    you not buying her any fancy knickers this year then, or are you waiting till she loses a couple of sizes with her biggest loser game?

    I assume you asked for ear plugs.
  5. I could just wrap a tiny bow around part of me...

    bet she still wouldn't blow it.
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  6. Kim Kardashian perfume. How do they market that?

    "Wear this and you to can be a fat arsed **** that sucks every black cock in sight."
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  7. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    your vasectomy scar?
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  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

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  9. Why on earth are you buying her so many pressies for?

    One present with masses of thought and love behind it shows her how much you care and how much you've listened to her likes and dislikes over the year. The biggest loser game? Are you serious? No wonder you don't get blown.
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  10. Its on Amazon under "shite women like 2012".

    And yes. I am hoping it makes her like to suck cock, although mine's not black.
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  11. And they say romance is dead!!!!!!

    A bluetooth printer and paper, FFS

    I bet even Jarrod wouldn't blow it for you if thats what you bought him for xmas. Take it all back and get that socket set and fishing tackle colin'499 suggested, at least you'll have something to play with when she leaves you
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  12. Always on the look out for another fat arsed **** to drool over, and in the process of finding out who the **** this woman is, I came across:

    "Kim Kardashian has fucked more black men than Sickle Cell Anemia"

    which explained things sufficiently.
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  13. As explained we buy each other lots because we don't have family that will buy for us. She will buy me loads and I'd feel jack not buying her an equal amount. She watches the biggest loser a lot and I thought she might like the game. I never said I wasn't clueless. May reconsider that one now.
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  14. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    oh I dont know, he might like to be able to get a hard copy of his cottaging snaps.
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