What do you want to do before you die?

#1
Death comes to us all at some point, it's unavoidable, but what happens before that is more or less up to ourselves.

Unfortunately though, we can't decide when it comes, unless of course you're of the suicidal persuasion.

So given the fact that we've no idea how much time we've got on this Earth, it's probably quite sensible to do everything you've ever wanted to do as soon as possible...

Personally speaking there's a few things I'd like to do, some are attainable, some are total clichés and some are just bizarre, but here they are:

Complete a parachute course.

Climb in the Alps.

See what I look like with a moustache.

Run a Marathon under four hours.

Try some Arabic cuisine (namely sheeps' eyeballs).

Learn to speak German.

Tour the Far East.

Etc, etc.....

What do you want to do?

T_T
 
#2
Eat all of my chips when I come back from the Chippy, Mrs Taff always says she dont want anything when I go, but when I return the cow always changes her mind and asks if she can pinch a few. Drives me Mental.
 
#3
Grow a beard for longer than a leave period,

Wait till about 50 then annoy people by pretending to be deaf,

Call in sick
 
#6
Complete a parachute course. Is pretty much the only thing i want to do.
 
#7
What would I like to do before I die???

That damn Swedish netball team that was always there the week before I got anywhere... :roll:
 
#8
Become a member of the british army, preferabbly para

Run a sub 3:30 marathon

Tell a girl I love her

Become the fittest I possibly can

Visit the carribean

Have a nice iced latte!

Make my own music single

Help people in need of aid

Fly a helicopter

Ride in a helicopter

Open a bar

Beat mike tyson in a boxing match

Become a PTI

Be an inspiration to people

Climb a high mountain

MAYBE have a wife and kids

Do lots of assualt courses

Make some money and spend it wisely

Make my own movie where I shoot Arnold Swaknager

Have my own house

Well I better go out and start doing some of these things.

PS: May be more to be added.
 
#14
master the art of cheating death...

failing that, succesfully pulling rachel stevens and having wild monkey sex with her, stealing her knickers and booting her out.
 
#15
FatBoyGeorge said:
Let Amerie s**t on my chest. I'll take her out for a Vindaloo the night before so it'll be like rubbing in deep heat.
She's a fezzing Pad Brat, so she's probably already done something remarkably similar. You can take solace in the fact that your chances are fractionally better than you thought.
 
#16
Become a member of the british army, preferabbly para

fair..

Run a sub 3:30 marathon

done

Tell a girl I love her

done times errr, dunno, lots... and got laid... lots...

Become the fittest I possibly can

I thought so... but who would ever know?

Visit the carribean

done

Have a nice iced latte!

a what?

Make my own music single

Errr... wouldn't recoup costs...

Help people in need of aid

done

Fly a helicopter

done

Ride in a helicopter

done

Open a bar

closed hundreds.... Does that count?

Beat mike tyson in a boxing match

Wouldn't want to beat MT in anything - piss him off and I'm either short an ear or my rectal virginity... I cherish both...

Become a PTI

I came in a PTI... (female)... Does that count

Be an inspiration to people

right...

Climb a high mountain

does a low mountain count

MAYBE have a wife and kids

three wives later I can say that you are already too drunk to be taken seriously

Do lots of assualt courses

done... All that drinking time wasted... <sigh>

Make some money and spend it wisely

Former: done... Latter: Discuss with wife three but I'm not confident on this one.

Make my own movie where I shoot Arnold Swaknager

Who????

Have my own house

done.. have 2... anyone want to buy a house?
 
#17
In No Particular Order I'd Like To Do The Following:

Natalie Imbruglia

Attempt as many of skippy's 213 banned items as possible

Have "Jedi" on my dog tags

Become a multi billionaire so that I could donate our servicemen and women the equipment they need

Become the prime minister and
Sack the MoD contracts team
End EDS's contracts for a number of areas including JPA
Natalie Imbruglia again (this time on the desk at number 10)

Invent a "nosher" detector that'll help us clean the gene pool.

Oh...and one last thing... get one of those £K+ chairs from MoD main building...
 
#18
Hmm... I'd now like to vote Mr. Bridger "Man of the Year"!!
 
#20
Airborne_Aircrew said:
Hmm... I'd now like to vote Mr. Bridger "Man of the Year"!!
Far too kind AA.... I stand on the shoulders of giants.
 

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