What do you want to do before you die?

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  1. Death comes to us all at some point, it's unavoidable, but what happens before that is more or less up to ourselves.

    Unfortunately though, we can't decide when it comes, unless of course you're of the suicidal persuasion.

    So given the fact that we've no idea how much time we've got on this Earth, it's probably quite sensible to do everything you've ever wanted to do as soon as possible...

    Personally speaking there's a few things I'd like to do, some are attainable, some are total clichés and some are just bizarre, but here they are:

    Complete a parachute course.

    Climb in the Alps.

    See what I look like with a moustache.

    Run a Marathon under four hours.

    Try some Arabic cuisine (namely sheeps' eyeballs).

    Learn to speak German.

    Tour the Far East.

    Etc, etc.....

    What do you want to do?

  2. Eat all of my chips when I come back from the Chippy, Mrs Taff always says she dont want anything when I go, but when I return the cow always changes her mind and asks if she can pinch a few. Drives me Mental.
  3. Grow a beard for longer than a leave period,

    Wait till about 50 then annoy people by pretending to be deaf,

    Call in sick
  4. 160mph on the autobahn on the motorbike :D :D :D
  5. Lie down.
  6. Complete a parachute course. Is pretty much the only thing i want to do.
  7. What would I like to do before I die???

    That damn Swedish netball team that was always there the week before I got anywhere... :roll:
  8. Become a member of the british army, preferabbly para

    Run a sub 3:30 marathon

    Tell a girl I love her

    Become the fittest I possibly can

    Visit the carribean

    Have a nice iced latte!

    Make my own music single

    Help people in need of aid

    Fly a helicopter

    Ride in a helicopter

    Open a bar

    Beat mike tyson in a boxing match

    Become a PTI

    Be an inspiration to people

    Climb a high mountain

    MAYBE have a wife and kids

    Do lots of assualt courses

    Make some money and spend it wisely

    Make my own movie where I shoot Arnold Swaknager

    Have my own house

    Well I better go out and start doing some of these things.

    PS: May be more to be added.
  9. Find a bus full of nurses frm Rinteln
  10. Get over this crushing pain in my left arm and che
  11. Well before you die you should go and see the doctors.
  12. Stalk Holly Valance

    Master the art of self blowjob
  13. Let Amerie s**t on my chest. I'll take her out for a Vindaloo the night before so it'll be like rubbing in deep heat.
  14. master the art of cheating death...

    failing that, succesfully pulling rachel stevens and having wild monkey sex with her, stealing her knickers and booting her out.
  15. She's a fezzing Pad Brat, so she's probably already done something remarkably similar. You can take solace in the fact that your chances are fractionally better than you thought.