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What do you want for Christmas

Discussion in 'Int Corps' started by THE_EDITOR, Oct 17, 2007.

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  1. THE_EDITOR

    THE_EDITOR War Hero

    76 days to go - not all of them shopping days - what will you ask the good father christmas for........................................
     
    THE_EDITOR, Oct 17, 2007
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  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    The Sugababes, a bouncy castle and 3 tons of lime jelly!
     
    old_fat_and_hairy, Oct 17, 2007
    #2
  3. The_Last_Prophet

    The_Last_Prophet Clanker

    My 2 front teeth?
     
    The_Last_Prophet, Oct 17, 2007
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  4. CrapSpy

    CrapSpy LE

    One of those 'six figure salaries' the Torygraph was on about a few weeks ago.
     
    CrapSpy, Oct 17, 2007
    #4
  5. The_Last_Prophet

    The_Last_Prophet Clanker

    Hang on, can I change mine to peace and goodwill to all men?
     
    The_Last_Prophet, Oct 17, 2007
    #5
  6. Enigma266

    Enigma266 War Hero

    my ex husband to drop down dead so the ******** cant take any more of my money!!!!!!!!! Would save alot on solicitors fees!
     
    Enigma266, Oct 17, 2007
    #6
  7. Sir_Sidney_Ruff_Diamond

    Sir_Sidney_Ruff_Diamond War Hero

    HQ 5 MI Bn (V) not to be located in Coulby Newham
     
    Sir_Sidney_Ruff_Diamond, Oct 17, 2007
    #7
  8. ukdaytona

    ukdaytona War Hero

    I would like 3 requests please

    1 - For all the guys and gals serving abroad to come home safe
    2 - For all politicians to suffer as per the Jim Carrey film Liar-Liar and NEVER be able to lie again
    3 - For those Serving and Ex-Forces to be given the respect and dignity they deserve and to be given the support (social/medical) they should have by default
     
    ukdaytona, Oct 17, 2007
    #8
  9. scruff_1

    scruff_1 Old-Salt

    Kylie Minogue.
     
    scruff_1, Oct 17, 2007
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  10. low_roller

    low_roller

    for the woman I love to be as happy giving as she is recieving. Especially when it comes to oral.
     
    low_roller, Oct 17, 2007
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  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    The return of my Maddie.
     
    Biped, Oct 17, 2007
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  12. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Really? Looking a bit ragged and worse for wear, but will be in next post for you.
     
    old_fat_and_hairy, Oct 17, 2007
    #12
  13. lemonsuckas

    lemonsuckas Old-Salt

    i would like sophi howard and a waterbed


    but failing that can i have a posting to somewhere warm and sandy please santa??
     
    lemonsuckas, Oct 17, 2007
    #13
  14. Cuddles

    Cuddles LE

    Made up name surely??

    I would like a lovely family Christmas at home but unfortunately I suppose I'll have to settle for the usual freeloaders, coffin dodgers and rug rats, devouring my vittles and guzzling my gin, brandy and port...I'm reaslly only happy at funerals you know.
     
    Cuddles, Oct 17, 2007
    #14
  16. Sir_Sidney_Ruff_Diamond

    Sir_Sidney_Ruff_Diamond War Hero

    Unfortunately not.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coulby_Newham
     
    Sir_Sidney_Ruff_Diamond, Oct 17, 2007
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