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What do you want for Christmas?

Mummy is talking to her little daughter about Christmas.
"What would you like Santa to bring you darling, because you've been really, really good", she says
The little girls thinks for a moment.
"Errrrr nothing really mummy. Can I do something nice instead?" replied the little girl.
"Oh munchkin! Of course you can! What would you like to do?"
The little girl looks deep into her mums eyes and says;
"Can you use all the money what I'd get on Christmas, and buy a lot of clothes for all those children I've seen on Grandads computer?"

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