What do you think?

Discussion in 'Army Reserve' started by Mr_d, Nov 11, 2007.

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  1. Hey guys,
    I got my pay slip through the other day and in the payroll information box, there was a small note:-

    TRI-SERVICE VOLUNTEERS REQUIRED - Interested in challenging human intelligence duties, a £2.5k lump sum and an extra £16.34 per day.

    Anyone got any ideas what this is all about?
  2. With a question like that mate

    I doubt they are looking for you
  3. Its very similar to the Blackadder Goes Forth episode where Captain BlackAdder and Balderick go into No Mans land to Sketch pictures of the enemy. They need you to draw how many elephants the enemy have in their Arsenal.

    I know, I know but I cant tell you just yet as a Black 4x4 has pulled up outside with tinted windows........ gotta go.
  4. No need to be childish.I was just wondering if anyone had any information about it
  5. No, we arn't being childish. Fuck off and ask your Adjt, you dull dim-witted cunt.
  6. Yes I do, but it is specialist work that needs extremely talented individuals (unlike my self) to do. I dont believe it should be on a public forumn and advise that you go through your CofC for a specific brief and find out if your the right person for the job. Is that a more responsible answer.

    ps. if anyone knows how to apply for the elephant sketching course can you pass on details please.
  7. Thank you Iron.I have been through my CoC and no body had a clue what it was about.I just wondered what it was all about mate.Some of my friends where asking about it in my unit aswell.
  8. I actually thought I was very funny,
  9. Well fcuk me. If no-one knew about it, it can't be true....

    Can it?
  10. Porton, surely?
  11. I, too, was intrigued by the invitation. Then I noticed that the contact was via a mil number with no civvy alternative.

    Evidently the job only challenges the intelligence of Regulars.

    Sorry. ;)
  12. At least you have a pay slip, many haven't so stop bragging.
  13. they want tarts?
  14. I think they can get tarts for less than £2.5k. Unless you do something special???
  15. typical cheap MOD :roll: