What do you think India's thoughts are on ponies?

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  1. Do you reckon they could eat a whole one?
  2. If they struggle to cope with ickle bees, I don't think they'll manage a pony.
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  3. Dunno lass, but the thought of a pony jalfrezi fair makes me mouth watter.
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  4. Sounds hoofing.
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  5. I think this threads been pipped at the post an should be put out its misery...
  6. Do not bring Pip into this, or it will go seriously wrong. For you.

    Would you like that? Would you?

    I didn't think so. Hush it.
  7. As should the OP.
  8. Stick to finding crap links about fuck all that we can read in the paper and put it in the wrong thread.

    Good lad xx
  9. Maybe cut down on the Calpol?

  10. Been into the metho again?
  11. Felicity Kendal grew up in India.

  12. That's just mean. Anyone who knows me will tell you that you are going to die for that in 17 different ways.

    Oh, and no, no meths. Just Lemsips and a bit of Pizza and some hot and spicy chicken wings. No bloody cheeseburger though. Bastards.
  13. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    Fekicity Kendal... nnnnnmmmmspurt.

    So did Sir Cliff... mind you there is sometimes a hint of the Sub-Continent about him.

    My great-great-great grandfather was married The Church of Scotland in Poone (Poonah) in 1834 when he carried on up the Khyber (see what I did there?)
  14. Are you confessing he swung both ways, married and he liked carrying on up the khyber.
  15. I like my horseflesh well done, so Black Beauty will be fine.