What do you see in the mirror?

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  1. To the hole
  2. a knobhead like you...
  3. My face usually.
  4. Nothing, It's a shite Newspaper.
  5. A tired, worn out, hacked off, p1ssed off, balding ex-matelot, who's losing his hair and gaining a massive belly. A person who would dearly love to climb a high tower with a rifle and a bucket full of ammo, and have some target practice at the sheeple down below. Only I know 1) I would miss, 2) I couldn't be arrsed to climb the tower, 3) I wouldn't be able to climb the tower without oxygen and a medical support team.

    And he needs a shave,

    And a hair cut (nose and ears)
  6. But all tickety-boo otherwise, I take it?
  7. This mongoloid puppet version of Matt Damon according to one of my unfunnier friends and his slag wife..

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  8. Victor Meldrew, but worryingly younger and slightly porkier.
  9. A particularly confronting Rorschach blot.
  10. Friends can be very unkind can't they? :D
  11. They certainly can, hence my intention of broadcasting the fact that his wife famously enjoyed being speared front to back in the admin office of our rugby club by a man of colour whilst a couple of the boys watched, the next time she calls me Matt Damon in a Mlaar voice I will do my best 'ooookaaay' Lenny Henry impression before asking her if Carribean cum tastes of Scotch Bonnet Peppers ?
  12. _Chimurenga_

    _Chimurenga_ LE Gallery Guru

    180 lbs of lean, hardened muscle.

    (inside of a 210 pound body)
  13. The haunted eyes of a soul in perdition.

    Odd that, as I'm in Glasgow. I may need a new mirror.
  14. This.

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