What do you really enjoy doing?

#1
Aside from the most obvious of semen ejaculatory discharge what is the feeling that gives you the most pleasure?
 
#2
a good poo
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
pooing on your mum while ejaculating semen, while your nana sits in the corner watching and pleasuring herself with a variety of fruits and vegetables. and your dad watches.
 
#4
I rather like the sensation of pushing out a good log meself]
 
#5
Letting the lift door close when someone is running to get in (the older they are the more I enjoy it!)
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
DarkNinja said:
Letting the lift door close when someone is running to get in (the older they are the more I enjoy it!)
dropping my guts just as a. you're getting out of a lift or b. getting off the tube - and other people are waiting to get in.
 
#7
crafting a shite so well that it's still coming out of my arse when it hits the water, so that you get the silent slide into the depths effect, genuinely makes my day.
 
#8
Lighting a fire, somewhere deep in my genes lies the distant memory of failing to light the ovens in Pudding Lane :x
 
#9
Ahh this has found the right level.
Walking past some bint in sainsburys and out of the side of my mouth comes the phrase "fat slag".
 
#10
Shitting with a popular mechanic in one hand, IMing with a horny 16 year old girly in the other and my gut full of braaivleis.
 
#11
maguire said:
pooing on your mum while ejaculating semen, while your nana sits in the corner watching and pleasuring herself with a variety of fruits and vegetables. and your dad watches.
You are 5Alpha and I claim my fiver! :lol:
 
#13
Hitting stupid people. It's very liberating and does good for society as well.
 
#14
smartascarrots said:
Hitting stupid people. It's very liberating and does good for society as well.
try doing it when you are in a car, mustmuch mor eeffective
 
#16
Flying.
Opening up the throttle of a motorcycle, hearing the engine howl and feeling it surge forward.
Listening to Hawkwind albums whilst smoking hashish.
Walking across mountains.
Curries with my mates.
Watching Wales dish out a hammering in the rugby (yes, been a while..)
 
#18
T/J/LeGg said:
drinking a nice cup of t :p
The first one of the day, you can't beat it.

Except that is, crimping one off shortly after the tea. :soldier:
 
#19
futurebootie said:
Shitting with a popular mechanic in one hand, IMing with a horny 16 year old girly in the other and my gut full of braaivleis.
Would he be a large Nigerian popular mechanic who moonlights as a DVD and PC game salesman? 8)
 
#20
DANJANOU said:
futurebootie said:
Shitting with a popular mechanic in one hand, IMing with a horny 16 year old girly in the other and my gut full of braaivleis.
Would he be a large Nigerian popular mechanic who moonlights as a DVD and PC game salesman? 8)
:oops: Thats me busted.
 

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