What do you do in the Army?

#1
Say your in England, not posted anywhere, what do you do during the week at the base? Just train? Odd jobs the Sargents think up? What?
 
#7
Phone other units guardrooms, ask to speak to the orderly officer and when he answers call him a cnut and hang up.
 
#8
DB try it in the accent of a gurkha.
 
#10
Thanks for that Cleetus, you twinkie munching, trailer park dwelling, budweiser swilling inbred :D
 
#12
Welch? You can bugger my mother , force me to muff your arrse out (toss your salad) and make me drink budweiser at gunpoint but never, ever call me Welch!
 
#13
DoorBundle said:
make me drink budweiser at gunpoint
Look man, I think all you Brits are a bunch of tossers, but I don't hate you enough to make you drink Budweiser.

And I have buggered your mum anally, so ask her to quit calling me. :D
 
#14
I would have buggered your mum but I got tired of waiting for your brother to finish.......................so I just sucked her off instead :D
 
#15
I'm in the TA so I do a normal job during the week - then dress up at weekends. Mmmm - tight fitting uniform, the low slung pistol holster - and THE SHOUTING !!! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE !!!

Want to hear some poetry or shall I just throw you out of the airlock ?
 
#17
One_of_the_strange said:
I'm in the TA so I do a normal job during the week - then dress up at weekends. Mmmm - tight fitting uniform, the low slung pistol holster - and THE SHOUTING !!! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE !!!

Want to hear some poetry or shall I just throw you out of the airlock ?
Mitty freak
 
#20
Dale the snail said:
One_of_the_strange said:
I'm in the TA so I do a normal job during the week - then dress up at weekends. Mmmm - tight fitting uniform, the low slung pistol holster - and THE SHOUTING !!! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE !!!

Want to hear some poetry or shall I just throw you out of the airlock ?
Mitty freak
Yes - and your point is ?
 

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