What do you do after sex?

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    One of the women I work with says that after her and her husband have made love :? (Fcuking to me and you) they have a cuddle (how bizarre)!

    What other weird activities do people get up to?
  2. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Bury the body
  3. Roll over fart, fall asleep, isnt that what Im supposed to do?
  4. Wipe it on her favourite teddy bear
  5. get up use the curtains and then back into bed and fall asleep
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

  7. Sit back have a smoke and go again. Or fart and fall asleep.
  8. Check the Rohypnol is still working?
  9. Let the air out and put the doll back in the box. Who said romance was dead.
  10. I hand back the mortuary keys to the night porter.......!! Well, I do keep him supplied with pills!
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Lock the cellar door and go back to the living room.

  12. And I thought I was sick :D We should cut a deal......he also has the keys to the incinerator!!
  13. Clean my c*ck and tell the bitch to get the F*ck out of my house!
  14. I can't remember :cry: