What do you call a lesbian......

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spike7451, Dec 7, 2005.

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  1. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
    A licker cabinet.

    2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
    A Klondyke.

    3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
    Militia Etheridge.

    4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
    Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

    5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
    A Lickalotapuss.

    6. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
    Fur Traders.

    7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
    Well Hung.

    8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
    She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

    9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
    Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

    10. What do you call lesbian twins?

    11. What's the definition of confusion?
    Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

    12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
    One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

    Dont blame me if you think they're bad!Blame the prat who sent them to me!!!
  2. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    If she holds the Queen's Commission or Warrant - then Sir should be appropriate :wink:
  3. Excuse me, would you mind not being so sexist. I've been a lesbian since I was about 15.
  4. Copied from todays thehun.com???
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    15 what? :wink:
  6. Stone ;)
  7. I am a Lesbian trapped in a mans body
  8. How many nails in a lesbian's coffin?

    None. Its all tongue and groove.
  9. Q1: Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

    A: Have you ever tried to pry apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

    Q2: And a really butch lesbian...?

    A: Kickstarts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.