What do you call a lesbian......

#1
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.

6. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

Dont blame me if you think they're bad!Blame the prat who sent them to me!!!
Spike
 

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#2
If she holds the Queen's Commission or Warrant - then Sir should be appropriate :wink:
 
#3
Excuse me, would you mind not being so sexist. I've been a lesbian since I was about 15.
 

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GDav said:
Excuse me, would you mind not being so sexist. I've been a lesbian since I was about 15.
15 what? :wink:
 
#8
How many nails in a lesbian's coffin?







None. Its all tongue and groove.
 
#9
Q1: Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

A: Have you ever tried to pry apart a grilled cheese sandwich?


Q2: And a really butch lesbian...?

A: Kickstarts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
 

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