What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?

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  1. msr

    msr LE

    ...a salesman
     
  2. if he is a military gent.....lost
     
  3. The same as you would call any Frenchman regardless of his position or Geographical location.
    A vile, swarthy, nomadic, garlic reeking, closet bottom toucher
     
  4. Since we're on the topic.

    How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

    That's right noone knows as it's never been attempted.
     
  5. well worn qoute on this forum-

    cheese eating surrender monkeys

    its still good though.......
     
  6. What is a Frenchman DOING advancing on Baghdad?

    Still retreating from Agincourt.

    ;D :eek: ;D
     
  7. What do you do if a Frenchman creeps up behind you with a knife??

    Use it to cut him too piecses!!

    Not funny I know, but hey thats what we should do!! :) ;)
     
  8. Why is the Champs Elysee lined with trees?....so the German Troops can march in the shade
     
  9. Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day they accidentally bumped into each other.

    "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am." The snake replied, "I have the same story so let's help each other figure this out."

    "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail.

    I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

    "Oh, thank you! thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.

    Next the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.

    I'd say you must be French".
     
  10. "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
    ---Jacques Chirac, President of France

    "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
    ---Rush Limbaugh,




    An old saying:

    Raise your right hand if you like the French....
    Raise both hands if you are French




    "I don't know  why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
    ---Jay Leno




    "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
    --Conan O'Brien




    "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
    --Norman Schwartzkopf




    REPLACEMENTS FOR THE FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM:
    "Runaway" by Del Shannon,
    "Walk Right In" by the Rooftop Singers,
    "Everybody's Somebody's" Fool by Connie Francis,  
    "Running Scared" by Roy Orbison,  
    "I Really Don't Want to Know" by Tommy Edwards,  
    "Surrender" by Elvis Presley,  
    "Save It For Me" by The Four Seasons,
    "Live and Let Die" by Wings,  
    "I'm Leaving It All Up To You" by Donny and Marie Osmond,  
    "What a Fool Believes" by the Doobie Brothers,  
    "Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin
    "Raise Your Hands" by Jon Bon Jovi




    Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
     
  11. From todays Telegraph.

    De Gaulle when stating that he was pulling France out of NATO sent a message to the American President saying that he expected all American troops to be off French soil by the end of the year.

    Johnson replied - Even the dead ones?