What do women like the smell of ?

#4
Chloroform.
 
#6
Blokey musk.

Do a 10 miler before meeting her and the aromatic hint of natural homme wafting towards her will make her knickers hit the floor quicker than it took Jo Yates to say 'Why the Sock?'
 
#8
#9
Farts? When I come back after having a few beers, Mrs Puttees is always in bed with the covers pulled over her head. Must be in anticipation...
 
#11
Babies.
Clean ones for preference it seems but shitty/milky vomit covered ones work as well.
 
#14
Fear, they're like dogs like that.
 
#15
Fresh shirts, clean hair, new cars and my heady musk of awesomeness.
 
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Boozy

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#16
personally I love the smell of a man wearing a decent aftershave...there is some truth in that lynx advert where all the women run at that bloke (though lynx probably isn't the best aftershave for the job) ... if I am in the presence with a guy who is wearing a nice scent I notice him straight away as he walks past rather than a guy wearing none

I am more likely to make an effort to chat to the bloke wearing a nice scent just so I can smell him and have been known to ask relative strangers and good male friends alike for a hug just so I can sniff them (weirdo that I am) haha :)

The ex-Mr Boozy refused to wear aftershave wouldn't let me buy him any even, he didn't smell bad or anything but it just wasn't the same as having a bloke who made at least a tiny effort.
 
#17
I got sent some old uniforms (I have no idea who they belonged to, as I got 3 or 4 different bits all in one parcel) and one of the shirts did smell very very nice!!! Not a scent I recongised either, but I can recommend it

TPBD
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#18
I got sent some old uniforms (I have no idea who they belonged to, as I got 3 or 4 different bits all in one parcel) and one of the shirts did smell very very nice!!! Not a scent I recongised either, but I can recommend it

TPBD
Why the fuck would people send you old uniforms??????
 
#20
...and have been known to ask relative strangers and good male friends alike for a hug just so I can sniff them (weirdo that I am) haha :) ...
That sounds like a defence of "contributory negligence" just there for the taking. Where do you park your car late at night?
 

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