What do we want ?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by mush_dad, Oct 28, 2011.

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  1. What do we want?

    A cure for obesity!

    When do we want it?

    After dinner!
  2. What do we want?


    When do we want it?

    None of your fucking business!
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  3. What do we want!?!

    A cure for alzhimers!

    When do we want it?

    When do we want what?
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  4. Equality of the sexes!

    I give Harriet Harman half of everything I own.

    She gives me half of everything she owns.
  5. What do we want?

    The end to really shit "jokes" being posted.

    When do we want it

    Right fucking now!
  6. That's not even funny!
  7. It is as funny as the original post.
  8. Fair one!

  9. Bloke goes to the doc with brown rings round his cock. Doc tells him that they are shit rings.

    Goes home and tells his wife he wants a word.

    She says "Not now, I'm too busy, haven't stopped all day.. I haven't even had time to wipe my arse."

    Just another shit joke. Er, sorry.
  10. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    a pikey girl goes to the doctors with green rings on the inside of her thighs. the doctor looks at them and asks her if she has a pikey boyfriend, she says "yes" the doctor says to her " tell him his earrings aren't real gold"
  11. Lets not have the orange cock at the docs bloke who spent all day watching porn and eating wotsits ....oh hang on, nearly did.
  12. What do we want?

    A cure for tourettes!

    When do we want it?