1. The thread is what do we have..ie current stuff; and
2. It wasn't as good as fat alcoholics on the internet like to believe.
On point 2 I think you might have to go into protective custody to guard against the large lynch mob now assembling. Their anger not, I hasten to add, being about the fat alcoholic comment but dismissing THAT rifle as you have? This is a sign of someone with a death wish.