What do they test for in a medical?

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  1. army123

    army123 Crow

    Hi, when the army do a blood test and a urine sample what things to they test for?
     
  2. duffdike

    duffdike Crow

    Well let's put it this way. Don't take drugs.
     
  3. army123

    army123 Crow

    do they test for anything else except drugs?
     
  4. army123

    army123 Crow

    it's on behalf of a friend so im not sure
     
  5. duffdike

    duffdike Crow

  6. Roadki11

    Roadki11 War Hero

    sugar, protein, blood/haemaglobin couple of other things in the urine.

    blood group I think for the blood...
     
  7. army123

    army123 Crow

    okay thanks very much for that
     
  8. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    And alien DNA, but don't tell them I told you.
     
  9. freedomman

    freedomman Crow

    And to see if you're pregnant. Or a virgin.

    I mean your friend of course.
     
  10. army123

    army123 Crow

    lol it genuinely is for a friend who doesnt have internet access
     
  11. If your friend is joining a Corps they look for signs of intelligent life if it's the RMPs they just look for life ;)

    There's no test for paternity though!
     
  12. After the Bruce Banner incident they had to ensure you didn't have any of that stuff in your blood that turn's the Incredible Hulk into what he is... can't have any big green men jumping around Afghan can we
     
  13. Yes, sit up straight.
     
  14. duffdike

    duffdike Crow

    They also test for Hepatitis and stuff. Not AIDS to my knowledge though.
     
  15. auscam

    auscam Crow

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