What do they test for in a medical?

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  1. Hi, when the army do a blood test and a urine sample what things to they test for?
     
  2. Well let's put it this way. Don't take drugs.
     
  3. do they test for anything else except drugs?
     
  4. it's on behalf of a friend so im not sure
     
  5. sugar, protein, blood/haemaglobin couple of other things in the urine.

    blood group I think for the blood...
     
  6. okay thanks very much for that
     
  7. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    And alien DNA, but don't tell them I told you.
     
  8. And to see if you're pregnant. Or a virgin.

    I mean your friend of course.
     
  9. lol it genuinely is for a friend who doesnt have internet access
     
  10. If your friend is joining a Corps they look for signs of intelligent life if it's the RMPs they just look for life ;)

    There's no test for paternity though!
     
  11. After the Bruce Banner incident they had to ensure you didn't have any of that stuff in your blood that turn's the Incredible Hulk into what he is... can't have any big green men jumping around Afghan can we
     
  12. Yes, sit up straight.
     
  13. They also test for Hepatitis and stuff. Not AIDS to my knowledge though.
     
  14. ROTFPMSL