What do the Paras do for sex now?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FORMER_FYRDMAN, Aug 3, 2012.

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  2. Each other, as per regt tradition.
  3. S***t.
  4. a Para once told me the best sex he every had was a cow's nostril, while he was pumping away the cow could like his balls
  5. You on ROPS, mate?
  6. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
  7. well theres always you lot on here
  8. Don't look at me. One's enough thanks ;-)
  9. Remember boys. Women are fucking riddled with filth.

    I believe this poster is 100% genuine WW2 issue.

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  10. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Mrs Palm and her Five Lovely Daughters are always ready to meet a need....
  11. dont knock it till youv tried it sweerie
  12. Do one, Cocksnot
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  13. Please kill yourself. Video it and make it a thread on here. You know it makes sense.