What do guys want from porn stories?

#1
Ok guys,
I'm having a go at writing erotic stories, and I've been told that guys want different stuff from them than women (and yeah I know guys would rather have photos than words before you even say it!!!)..... but any advice?
 
#2
Just lesbians going at it hammer and tongs from the second paragraph until the last page. That will suit most blokes fine, Oh, you may need a pause in one of the chapters for a fag break and an ale.
Look forward to reading to it and I wont claim any gratuities.
 
#3
i wanna know if she's shaven and what beer she's gonna get him after!! and if any of her book reading nymphomaniac club are coming over to help get him going...
 
#4
Obviously a strong,plausible story line,depth of character and a keen sense of historical timing - surprised you asked.
 
#5
I take it you went to the TA last night Red? You didn't fall for the old ' write me a good porn story for your next weekend ice breaker' did you?
 
#7
BORING................... Lesbians going at it hammer and tongs is so fu.cking lame.

A bit of violence is in order, a couple of punches and strangulation. A bit of blood oozing from a cut or large purple bruises does it for me.

Lesbians??.......... what a homme.
 
#9
Jacob1650 said:
BORING................... Lesbians going at it hammer and tongs is so fu.cking lame.

A bit of violence is in order, a couple of punches and strangulation. A bit of blood oozing from a cut or large purple bruises does it for me.

Lesbians??.......... what a homme.
Pah! Saw that last night in the Traf!
 
#10
devilish said:
I take it you went to the TA last night Red? You didn't fall for the old ' write me a good porn story for your next weekend ice breaker' did you?
Yeah they told me it was just part of the standard selection process - so I'm just doing my research
 
#11
All in the details! But don't go all anatomical on him, it's a right turn off.
 
#12
VMechA said:
Yeah words you Neanderthal :wink:
Think.......

"The tempo increases, you thrust harder and faster, my head
goes down even further on your cock. My fingers tease your
ass. My tongue is a swirling tornado devouring your cock
as you wildly fuck my mouth. Your moaning tells me you
cannot take too much more. The skin that encloses your
balls puckers up and tightens. I feel a pulsing through
your vein as your hot cum rushes toward freedom. Your legs
tighten and you swell even more in my mouth. You are
pushing my head into your groin; I feel your huge cock way
in the back of my throat. With a loud groan, you begin pumping spurt after spurt of your sweet cum into my mouth. I keep swallowing and
swallowing until at last your orgasm subsides....."
 
#13
and?

then what happens?

geez, leave a guy hanging..did she go get the beer and pizza and put the remastered special edition of Zulu on the DVD machine or not?
 
#14
Red69 said:
VMechA said:
Yeah words you Neanderthal :wink:
Think.......

"The tempo increases, you thrust harder and faster, my head
goes down even further on your c***. My fingers tease your
ass. My tongue is a swirling tornado devouring your c***
as you wildly * my mouth. Your moaning tells me you
cannot take too much more. The skin that encloses your
balls puckers up and tightens. I feel a pulsing through
your vein as your hot cum rushes toward freedom. Your legs
tighten and you swell even more in my mouth. You are
pushing my head into your groin; I feel your huge c*** way
in the back of my throat. With a loud groan, you begin pumping spurt after spurt of your sweet cum into my mouth. I keep swallowing and
swallowing until at last your orgasm subsides....."
So I take it you swollow and don't spit then?
 
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Job's a good'un.
 
#17
just watch a porno and describe the action on screen remember to forget any plot and repeat infinetly for further publication just change birds hair and name.
jobs a good un
 
#19
brownhat said:
Obviously a strong,plausible story line,depth of character and a keen sense of historical timing - surprised you asked.
thanks have to clean the keyboard and get myself another coffee now :rofl:


oh and schweik

schweik said:
I can't believe we've got this far through the thread without the words "claw" and "hammer" .....
'hammer' is in the 2nd post already :lol:
 

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