Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dale the snail, Jun 30, 2004.

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  1. Nervous Tremors?
    Does that count?
    I was fine before the 8O

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    SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8O
  2. So lucky - I got mumps.
  3. Can you force them down your front? :wink:
  4. I've heard he's been spreading that pregnancy disease about, fecking awful thing by all accounts! 8O
    It takes 9 months to get rid of, you gain several pounds, stretch marks and whole load of other painful nasty side affects! :(

    Ladies you have been warned!

  5. Sheeeite - is that why I am so fat???

    Gunny - I am looking for you. So is my dad and my 12 brothers. You scoundrel...
  6. Sheep-ticks, depression.
  7. Everytime I say Gunny around my dogs, they try to slot themselves.
  8. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    He's infected my foot long ! :(
  9. Cuts, i trust that was only a subway sandwich he infected. Only saw him on chat once and got ebola - good for weight loss tho :lol:
  10. Bas'tard gave me anal warts, Gonorrhea throat infection and Chlamydia on the first date.

    I only wanted a free curry :roll:
  11. You mean I have 8 months left. Someone pass me the webbly
  12. You should see my willy (eh, Dale and BBC!!). Don't talk to me about rashes and warts!!
  13. i'd heard you're old boy looks like a blind cobblers thumb gunny , and 2 feet of compacted colon dragged on the floor behind you at all times , is this to keep the flies off your sarnies ?? :lol: :wink:
  14. 8O
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