What did the boxheads ever do for us?

#1
Recently in discussion with someone, defending our beer swilling, leather wearing, sausage sucking european chums. I have a great respect for most Germans; they're not our natural enemies like the French - just a family feud then a jumped up Austrian Corporal.

So, a list of what the boxheads have contributed to the world;

I'll start the bidding with: Wobbly, Currywurst

And unfortunately BMW and Mercedes (but the internal combustion engine, followed by the diesel engine was a nice touch)
 
#2
Alt!

(dark beer)

mmmmmmmm, aaaaalllllltttttt............


and square tin hats; (you can't put a square peg in a round hole)
 
#4
Frikadelles and Weizenbier (Banana beer) oh, and the chambers...
 
#7
Asbach brandy :)
 
#8
Harzer Käse (mit Kümmel), Herbert Grönemeyer, Aldi, Lidl, how to kick penalties at World Cups, Goethe, Kafka, the Royal Family, Claudia Schiffer to name a few.

MsG
 
#11
Gut wrenching foreskin splitting hardcore porn ;-)
 
#12
reeeeeeeeeperbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn
 
#14
Golden handbags, Warsteiner, bockies, bratties, curriewurst, porn, more porn, even more porn, appelkorn, Korn, motorways, blitzkreig, ethnic cleanzing, lederhosen, crap german music, porn. 'nuf said,

I'll get my glasses
 
#15
two words:

Warsteiner

Lowenbrau

(but porn, salami, assorted other alcoholic beverages, LOA, speed limit free autobahns and German cars do sweeten the deal)
 
#19
We could thank them for levelling London and Coventry..... shame they can't revisit and do Slough and Liverpool

They also Gave us Herfy and Mercedes Benz
 

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