What did the boxheads ever do for us?

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  1. Recently in discussion with someone, defending our beer swilling, leather wearing, sausage sucking european chums. I have a great respect for most Germans; they're not our natural enemies like the French - just a family feud then a jumped up Austrian Corporal.

    So, a list of what the boxheads have contributed to the world;

    I'll start the bidding with: Wobbly, Currywurst

    And unfortunately BMW and Mercedes (but the internal combustion engine, followed by the diesel engine was a nice touch)
  2. Alt!

    (dark beer)

    mmmmmmmm, aaaaalllllltttttt............

    and square tin hats; (you can't put a square peg in a round hole)
  3. gummi baerchen (sp?)
  4. Frikadelles and Weizenbier (Banana beer) oh, and the chambers...
  5. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

  6. mullets.
  7. Asbach brandy :)
  8. Harzer Käse (mit Kümmel), Herbert Grönemeyer, Aldi, Lidl, how to kick penalties at World Cups, Goethe, Kafka, the Royal Family, Claudia Schiffer to name a few.

  9. Apfelkorn
  10. Almost all of the GCSE and A-Level History syllabus :)
  11. Gut wrenching foreskin splitting hardcore porn ;-)
  12. reeeeeeeeeperbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn
  13. Warsteiner
    Anyone disagrees?
    take it up outside now
    you big girls blouses
    oh and Pamplemouse too
  14. Golden handbags, Warsteiner, bockies, bratties, curriewurst, porn, more porn, even more porn, appelkorn, Korn, motorways, blitzkreig, ethnic cleanzing, lederhosen, crap german music, porn. 'nuf said,

    I'll get my glasses
  15. two words:



    (but porn, salami, assorted other alcoholic beverages, LOA, speed limit free autobahns and German cars do sweeten the deal)