If your in Manchester right now then you owe at least Gary Barlow a pint.... The city is fucking drenched in blart, all sizes, ages and colours. Amidst the oestrogen drenched stew ticket sellers are peddling their wares for the Take That concert at City Stadium. Mothers and daughters, pissed up teens and greasy looking grandmas are frying their brains drinking in all the bars on Deans-gate, you literally cannot explain the sights I have seen whilst sucking the meat off a KFC bone in Piccadilly. (I was thrown slightly off track by a fat woman clutching an infant to her spewing tit but shook it off) Thanks Take That, for giving Lulu another hit, for giving us the elastic spastic that is Robbie Williams and for populating one of the biggest shithole cities with an army of semi dilated cervixes ready for someone to prod a couple of hours after the lads sing their last note.