Had my head in the bog like a supermodel all Christmas Eve and swamped the bed with fizzy bum gravy in what I thought was just going to be a thunderous fart. It's like being hungover without the fun bit first.
Remember you used to like me until one bad post? Well i'm single now, and horny, and sorry about that post. Fancy a shag? I won't travel and can't accomodate, but minor technicalities aside, it's a fantastic offer. Whadya say?
Fcuk all because I decided to abstain from Christmas years ago; however, I have been given 3 nice Bank Holiday working days at double time which is always a bonus, & a nice new posting to somewhere in Wiltshire on 5 Jan - looking forward to that.
Best Wishes to you all for Crimbo & New Year
Brush, you bring to mind the lyrics from a song by The Selecter circa 83 oooooh sadder than sad Wiltshire. Like Warsaw with trees. Kisses, you're obviously not a bad man, and if you need a brief to get out I'm always here.