What did Dad think when saw this!!!!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by chocolate_frog, Dec 10, 2011.

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  1. QUality! :)
     
  2. ******* slag.
     
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  3. The knocked up bitch or the older hooker they've brought with them?
     
  4. "I want a paternity test"?
     
  5. That's Mum.
     
  6. "I'm going to be a father and grandfather."??
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  7. "I should've kicked her in the womb harder before I sailed. The slag."
     
  8. dad i'm pregnant and its yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  9. Is it because she didn't fancy going down on a sub?
     
  10. How about - "Dad you need to pay for the surgery for my hoop to make it smaller as its been smashed in by 20 bootnecks and have an arrssehole like a wind sock!!!"
     
  11. It could have been worse. "Dad I got a job in the NAAFI bar"!
     
  12. Where d'you think she got preggars?!
     
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  13. Stupid little cow, when someone tells you he's got something 'long and hard and full of semen', it's not always an invitation to join the submarine service.
     
  14. If only, at least she wouldn't of been knocked up using the Colchester condom!